what if in avengers 2 steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets the mjolnir
"Well done my colorful friend! Mjolnir has chosen a worthy wielder!"
"This shield does much damage! I like it!"
"This shield, I like it. ANOTHER!"
*throws it, watches it bounce wildly, hears something shatter, hears Tony scream*
(Source: punkrogers, via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)
'Sam' is the goofy, sassy brother in the four layers of plaid-
'Sammy' is the baby with the shaggy hair & puppy dog faces-
And ‘Sam Winchester’ is the professional business man that should’ve had that law degree-
Sam Winchester is also Lucifer’s vessel
A truly MINDBLOWING lesson on the origin of American Southern accents.
I LOVE this.
THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE SOUTHERN ACCENT. I WANT THIS.
this is incredible. her ability to go through accents, though!
I LOVE LINGUISTICS.
Can somebody please tell me who this woman is? If there are any more lectures by her available, I’d love to find them.
(Source: ask-changeling-lyra-open, via myotpisgay)
When she says she loves video games..
When you find a girl like that, you never LEGO of her.
WHO IS DOING THIS
literally only reblogging this for the gifs
*puts weed in birthday goodie bags*
the url is what really makes this post worthwhile
This drink I like it. Another!
I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “
(Source: maxmff, via mageofmalarkey)
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys