just as he’s about to climax whisper into his ear “hail hydra”
i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president
ohmygod could you imagine tho
“mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?”
“I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”
If you stand in front of the mirror and chant “you know who I am” three times Robert Downey Jr. will appear in front of you with his two cats and a pot of coffee.
update: if you chant while naked he will also appear naked.
do you have a girlfriend? girlfriend? no, not really my area. oh right then. do you have a boyfriend? which is fine by the way. i know its fine. so you’ve got a boyfriend? no. right. okay. you’re unattached like me. fine. good.